Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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