People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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