So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
