My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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