we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Sorry about my life...
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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