i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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