Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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