at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm too high and old for this...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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