She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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