I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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