i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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