You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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