thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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