i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
How drunk are you?
Completed.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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