your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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