Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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