How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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