I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
and she was petting her beer can
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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