And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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