The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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