Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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