"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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