You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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