I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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