You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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