Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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