i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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