Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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