I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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