There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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