The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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