..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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