and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She needs sedatives and a leash
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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