i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
