omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Blood and glitter go together right?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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