Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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