the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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