This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My dick has a subreddit
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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