He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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