I murdered the dance floor call the cops
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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