what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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