You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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