Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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