soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
How naked do you want me to be?
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