Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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