Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?