I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.