Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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