apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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