Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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