happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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