I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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