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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
