Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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